FatAngryGeek
The FatAngryGeek looks fine as he is, there is no need for changes at all for the Geek.
Stats:
Height: 5"8
Weight: 100k
Specialty: Anger, Eating, Being a Jerk, and Yelling
Weight: 100k
Specialty: Anger, Eating, Being a Jerk, and Yelling
FatAngryGeek is a Root Beer and spicy chips nut, with a strange power of strength from drinking sodas. He is a reviewer of movies and video games, and hired two people from different nationalities to help him with cartoon and toy reviews. The Geek is very offensive to his working crew and often calls them names that depend on their nationality. The most common name he uses against his German worker is "Fegelein," a German SS Soldier from WWII.
Hunter Martin
(Karing Kaiju Hunter)
Stats:
Height: 5"8
Weight: 87k
Specialty: Action Figure Hunting
Weight: 87k
Specialty: Action Figure Hunting
Current Design
Original Design
The design is cool, but I wanted to change his appearance because he looks a little too generic with a sombrero, so I got a straw hat better suiting for him.
Bio:
Hunter's original name was going to be the Karing Kaiju Katcher, but was renamed because of references to the Ku Klux Klan. Hunter is an Australian Portuguese expert on action figures and, as a result, collects action figures of kaiju from Godzilla, Gamera, Ultraman and Pacific Rim. He is a very strange one, often hunting for action figures in the wild, and kisses them. The Geek calls him the Kaiju Kisser and the Australian freak, even goes from that to mocking his accent.
Kristopher Diefenbach
(Crazy Cartoon Critic)
Stats:
Height: 5"8
Weight 70k
Specialty: Cartoon Reviewing, Using a Gun
Weight 70k
Specialty: Cartoon Reviewing, Using a Gun
Kris Updated Design (2017)
This is Kris's updated design, I needed button suspenders and a pair of pants for this design. I have perfected Kris. Button on suspenders make his design all the more interesting and fun to play as him.
Kristopher Updated Design (2015/2016)
This is Kris in his shirt and suspenders, this gives Kris a more realistic way of how Europeans dress. The Fedora matches perfectly, Kris will be wearing a Top Hat, a cap, and a fedora hat often in his appearances.
Kristopher's Original Design
Kristopher's original design was that he was going to have a handlebar mustache. The current design is that his mustache will be longer and bushier than mine, a walrus style mustache is the ideal look for him.
Bio:
Kris Diefenbach or Kristopher Diefenbach, is a pure gentleman when it comes to conversations, but is easily angered. He is tortured a bit by reviewing crappy tv shows on YouTube and by the Geek's rude and offensive dialogue. Kristopher has a pure German nationality which explains why the Geek offends him. Although of all the trash he puts up with, he thinks the Geek deserves some respect. When Kris gets drove up the edge though, he yells a lot in German to show how angry he is, and often puts on his military outfit and combat boots.
Gluten Bloben
(The Human Garbage Disposal)
Stats:
Height: 5"10
Weight: 250 lbs
Specialty: Crude Behavior; Eating
Weight: 250 lbs
Specialty: Crude Behavior; Eating
Bio:
Gluten Bloben is a homeless man that lives near the FatAngryGeek's home. He enjoys eating all the Geek's popcorn and calling everyone losers. He claims to be a master at video games but lacks the money to afford any. Gluten spends most of his time sleeping during the day and comes out at night to steal popcorn. Not much is known of Gluten's past, he much rather not talk about it because it angers him. He seems to have superhuman strength and can pick up boulders.
Master Takiyama
(マスター瀧山)
Stats:
Height: 5"9
Weight: 98k
Specialty: Martial Arts; Anger
Weight: 98k
Specialty: Martial Arts; Anger
Bio:
An old cranky martial artist that taught the Geek to use ki as a way to attack. Although spiritually, Takiyama is a hothead and gets angry a little too often. He taught the Geek, Hunter, and Chris how to fight the way he knows. The Martial Arts he taught is evenly balanced with both offense and defense motions, with the exeption of ki blasts. The main ki based attack is the Kimuzukashī bīmu, which translates to grumpy beam, the Ikari Fist, which is Angry Fist, and Kuzuri Kick, which is Wolverine Kick. The most powerful attack is the Mouretsuma anaguma kousen, which means Furocious Badger Ray.
Bitter Hatred Geek
Stats:
Height: 5"8
Weight: ???
Specialty: Anger, Bitterness, Hatred
Weight: ???
Specialty: Anger, Bitterness, Hatred
Bio:
A new Character in the FatAngryGeek Channel, Bitter Hatred Geek is the inner evil of the FatAngryGeek angry at the world and life for making things difficult. He hates the Geek and the others with a passion and plans on destroying their souls sending them to Oblivion (Hell.) He loves to see those suffer by his overwhelming video game skills and his strength. He was created from the Geek's dark side of his heart after Takiyama told Geek he must release the dark energy in order to become his pupil. After Geek released Bitter Hatred Geek, it only caused more problems when Bitter Hatred Geek wants to destroy the FatAngryGeek. He only wishes for one thing, revenge on life.